Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crops Grown:	4150	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	127	Enchantments Applied:	107

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	7861
Emeralds Found:	3501	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Star Shards Collected:	271
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!