Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	395283	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2288

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	1796	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	127
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	6698

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	7886
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	348	Animals Bred:	142
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!