Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	2871
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8866	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	8201
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mines Excavated:	1584
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3467
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	1840
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!