Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	6614	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5099	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4635
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!