Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	163

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dragon Eggs Found:	2244	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.