Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Farms Harvested:	158
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	409	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6042	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8410
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6512	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	233	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!