Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	398	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2711	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.