Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchantments Applied:	84
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7458	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	735953	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	189	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	4993
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4115	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.