Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	9702
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Towns Built:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Potions Brewed:	198
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Animals Bred:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!