Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	999	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	134	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	974
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	5876
Zombie Dances:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	96
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.