Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	137
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	327558	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5086	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Players Killed by Monsters:	7768
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2131	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	345
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Potions Brewed:	159

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2680

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.