JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	258
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	8831	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	95
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Emeralds Found:	1001

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crops Grown:	2062
New Chunks Explored:	408729	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mines Excavated:	1568

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	127	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.