JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Star Shards Collected:	92
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	130291
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.