JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4758	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Crops Grown:	4311
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9304	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3256
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mines Excavated:	3565
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2818
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	5290	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	400
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Mines Excavated:	2176	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!