JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5904
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	3019
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5664
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	91	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	521	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9299	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.