Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoSpleef4You

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Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	5839
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Review Queens Server

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so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2492	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftySuccessLand

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Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1891
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	8230	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7