Jew Here Minecraft Server

Abrahamic faiths, Allies, Arts, circumcising, Elite, flawed teachings, genetics, Hitler’s ideology, Holocaust, horrific direction, human spirit, jew, Maternal Grandmother, memetic culture, Minecraft, Philosophical, philosophy, Race, Religious, rhetoric, Server, south america, Successful, tobacco farmer, Traditional, Wealthy, Western world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a self-proclaimed Jewish philosopher who is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of art, philosophy, and rhetoric in a way you’ve never seen before. Our founder may not be religious or traditional, but he’s got a plan to revolutionize the way we think about Judaism and the world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we’re all about challenging the status quo and pushing boundaries. Plus, we have a strict “no circumcision” policy for all future sons, so you know we’re not afraid to break the mold.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as unique and outrageous as you are, hop on board and help us change the world, one block at a time. Who knows, you might just end up being the next great Jewish philosopher of our time. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Zombie Dances:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5010	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6134
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7186	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8328	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	7826	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	8270
Dragon Eggs Found:	7775	Buildings Constructed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.