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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7090 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8012 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?