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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9551 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2824 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?