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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3021 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?