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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 937 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?