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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8263 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?