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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 624 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?