🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7451 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?