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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2482 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 251526 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?