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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7771 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 286718 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?