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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9405 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?