JesminMC is a Lifesteal MC server With custom armors updates every month and almost no downtime on of the best lifesteal expire be sure to join the server with the ip play.jesminmc.fun
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4148 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
