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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	9461
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3021	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mines Excavated:	3617
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	728	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Towns Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Animals Bred:	178

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	148	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	8947	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Animals Bred:	107

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3