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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7984 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4015 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉