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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 807 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3420 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3545 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.
And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.