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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 867 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.
And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.