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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 678 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 8223 |
Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.
And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.