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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8699 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.
So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!
