JD’s L Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world drama? Look no further than our server where Harris wins every time! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of politics and dive into a world where Harris is the ultimate champion. Plus, rumor has it that women flock to this server because of Harris’s irresistible charm – you won’t want to miss out on all the fun! Join now and let the hilarity ensue as we embark on crazy adventures in a world where Harris reigns supreme.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	988
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	238908	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9003	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	614046
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6352
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8688	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.