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TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	3812	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	8844
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8