JavaBeans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6087	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	53	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	618
New Chunks Explored:	614472	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	3584	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Animals Bred:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
New Chunks Explored:	957831	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3214	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.