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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8845 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!