Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Dragons Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 95
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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