| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8827 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 750470 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4790 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6291 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7774 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7897 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2203 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5189 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3716 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 501 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1433 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4225 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 5973 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3895 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 991163 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9316 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2122 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9665 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
