Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant maze where you can get lost for days, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask for anything too crazy)!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!
