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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4458 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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