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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9181 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 334 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!