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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5236 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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