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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7049 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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