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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7381 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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