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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8018 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!