Jannie’s Wild World: Where Rules Are Made to Be Broken!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most banana-filled server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8426	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anime Savior’s Solo Leveling Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Solo Leveling will save anime! Forget about those other servers that couldn’t even save a fish from drowning. And don’t even get us started on Blue Archive, that was a bigger flop than a pancake falling off a skyscraper.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while pretending to be a Minecraft pro. We promise you won’t turn into a Korean gamer addict, at least not until you’ve spent at least 100 hours on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the true savior of anime, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftface

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Crops Grown:	8186	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8515	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	47411
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCrafty McFuckery

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	2224
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrippyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	90
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.