| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4639 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 638 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Ores Mined: | 2286 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3451 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
