| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6882 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7571 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3342 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Emeralds Found: | 2231 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
